The word “penis” is derived from its Latin meaning “tail”. I don’t know if I’m weird (I’ve only seen mine) but mine’s on the front, unlike an actual tail.

According to data compiled by sales figures of condom manufacturers, about 6% of men require extra large condoms. This, despite the significantly larger percentage of dudes who make the claim.

There are, of course, a whole heap of different terms that are used around the world to refer to the penis. Some of these include Adolf, anaconda, baby-maker, yogurt gun, joy stick, jimmy, skin flute, love muscle, prong, cock, pork sword, pink cigar, and many, many more.