Hey, maybe it was actually Marilyn Manson who said this. Or perhaps it wasn’t. I was just trying to throw her a bone…

It’s amazing that somebody could get the cart before the horse on this one. Like, where do they think Google got the idea to launch something called “Google Maps”? And hey, since we’re on the subject, how the hell did Christopher Columbus find the New World without a sat-nav?

There’s absolutely nothing we can do to help this dude out of this embarrassing hole. All we can really do is sit around and hope he doesn’t have kids.