Some people on this planet would have you believe that this is not a random slice of hilarity thrown up by an intentionally offensive card game, but rather, truth.

I had no idea that there was such a thing but now that I do, I can’t help but think that perhaps this is simply good parenting. Unless the Harry Potter erotica belongs to your parents, because that changes everything. So, if your mom’s hot, let’s play quidditch. And yes, “quidditch” is a euphemism for you-don’t-wanna-know-what.

There are many sickos the world over who face this fight every day of their lives. We’re not saying we empathize with them or anything – just that they exist, that’s all.