Hmmm okay let’s see. Well the lighting seems a little different… maybe the one on the right doesn’t have quite as much cleavage… slightly short hair maybe? I don’t know, it’s impossible to tell! Oh I know! The one on the right has a tail. That’s it! That’s the ONLY difference!

Lots of parents out there would probably be applauding this one. It’s kind of scary when you go to the mall now and all you can see is 14-year-old girls dressing like 18-year-old girls and acting like 21 year old girls. It’s confusing and off-putting! Go back to watching cartoons for another couple years!

See? See what I was talking about in the last slide? All we can do when see this photo is hope that this was some kind of ill-advised Halloween costume, rather than an actual dress to the school prom… or maybe it’s just her pyjamas. Let’s go with that one – these are her pyjamas and she never wears them out of the house.