“A doctor who gets a grande green tea latte. One pump classic, nonfat, 6 enormous scoops of matcha, 195 degrees, and ABSOLUTELY NO FOAM. If somebody new is making it, he hovers, and acts like a backseat barista.” – apool1

“A venti berry hibiscus refresher. With 25 Equals. He told me not to judge him. I totes did.” – yeahohshit

“Grande in a venti cup (ugh), 20-pump vanilla, 20-pump hazelnut (or as she says “20/20″ – always says it, expecting us to know what that is, like it’s an actual thing), whole milk, 190 degree, add whip and extra caramel drizzle latte.” – actuallylegit