#20 Handbag

At the bottom of your handbag is a whole world of nasty shit that you never even give a thought to. Perhaps you could wash it or something…?

#19 Cash

Think of all the grubby little hands that have been on this stuff… Each of those people you’ve never met has left their own little disgusting mark upon those notes.

#18 Pet Bowl

I guess this one isn’t so much of a surprise but it would be nice if you cleaned it more often. I mean, your dog can’t really be expected to clean his own bowl, can he?